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Lene

2008-05-13T03:38:00.002+03:00

Ba mie imi este lene! Asa am ajuns sa scriu tampeniile astea, de lene. Lenea intervine atunci cand trebuie sa faci ceva, pe mine lenea m a surprins pe scaun in fata pc ului, si stand eu asa holbandu ma la el am gandeam: pai trebuie sa ma schimb, bun amanam, trebuie sa ma spal.... pe maini macar, bun amanam, ba trebuie sa mananc, e ora 4, a trecut ceva timp, da asta fac manac dar daca vreau sa mananc trebuie sa ma spal pe maini dar nu trebuie sa ma schimb, hmm nu, nu e buna trebuie sa gasesc o activitate ce nu le implica pe celelalte, stau si ma gandesc si trec eu cu gandul la cel mai tampit mass primit vre'o data " Nu uitati sa treceti si pe la www.gaf-deac.ro si de acolo in Blogul lui GAF-DEAC !!! Va multumesc! PS: da mesajul mai departe!" nu pot sa cred, nu pot sa cred cum cum ba cum nici aici nu scap de prostii dastea, nu m am uitat la televizor timp de 6 luni sa scap de prostiile astea, a da si iar de lene, lene ce consta in mutatul televizorului inapoi in camera. Brusc, fac ochii mari in pagina cu "ala", ca nu am citit numele si mi am dat seama ce trebuie sa fac, si de'abia acum incepe povestea.

dece asta'i o regula

2008-04-18T03:11:00.001+03:00

vai sa mi bag pula in ea de parola :)) nu mi vine sa cred tare tamp sunt, oricum in acest moment fericirea consta intr un sandvish cu cascaval si castraveti ... sa mi bag pula

Doar in caz de urgenta!

2008-04-06T17:40:00.001+03:00

Pinhead is to skinhead, as teeny is to weenie.

2008-03-31T03:26:00.004+03:00

At the cuntry bizzare coloured fetishes come true.

2008-03-15T19:12:00.004+02:00

sasede6

2008-03-11T15:04:00.000+02:00

ai sa mi bag pula mare tantalau mai sunt, sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6sasede6

poate asa tin minte :)))

Mar sau banana ?

2008-03-05T20:00:00.003+02:00

U aproape ca uitasem ca am asa ceva(adica blog), si daca am ramas gura casca la gandul asta dc sa nu scriu despre alt lucru care ma chinuia pe moment, asa ca o sa fac un sondaj, fara succes, dar oricum o sa le multumesc celor care isi vor exprima parerea.

Intrebarea este simpla:

Mar sau Banana?

Banana sau Mar?

Mata sau Batman?

Da sunt misogin.

2008-02-24T12:27:00.001+02:00

What's the difference between a woman on PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

“This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I’ve got fewer suits… ”

2008-02-02T13:52:00.000+02:00

Piers Anthony, in On a Pale Horse, suggested that Death was not always the same person. Although immortal, if a mere human managed to kill death when it came for him, he took the robes of office and became the Thanatos until the next mortal killed him.

Of course, my favorite story based around death was Grim Fandango. The main character, Manuel Calavera, is a travel agent in the Land of the Dead, selling people Luxury cruises and Express Train tickets to the final resting place. Manny's best quote, or one of them at least... "My scythe. I keep it where my heart used to be."

The voice talent on Grim Fandango is exceptional, and the mood they set in year 2 with the art deco graphics, and music score - different for each location - is something to savor. I kept the game on one scene in the bar at the Calavera Cafe for about thirty minutes. Maybe I should get out more, but doing some reading while a massive orange...um, thing played some lightly introspective piano jazz and a skeleton nattily dressed in a white dinner jacket smoked a cigarette was very soothing. Just tell me where I can get that kind of experience in the real world.

Un gust amar.

2008-01-21T01:26:00.000+02:00

macar de ar fi decat acestea problemele noastre.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist

2008-01-09T01:32:00.000+02:00

This was first said by the famous French poet Baudelaire in an unusual short story about meeting the Devil and having a grand old time.

He did not complain in any way about the bad reputation he enjoyed all over the world, assured me that he himself was the person the most interested in the destruction of superstition, and admitted to me that he had only been afraid for his own power one time, and that was the day when he had heard a preacher, more subtle than his colleagues, shout out from the pulpit:

"My dear brothers, never forget, when you hear the progress of enlightenment vaunted, that the devil's best trick is to persuade you that he doesn't exist!"

-"Le Joueur généreux," pub. February 7, 1864; translation by Cat Nilan, 1999¹

The astute may notice that Baudelaire begins by referring to the Devil as "she." Throughout the whole of the story, Baudelaire refers to the Devil as "he," except for the one paragraph containing the above excerpt. The reason, I think, is because in the paragraph in question, Baudelaire refers to the Devil as "Son Altesse," which is feminine despite being used for a masculine object. After this phrase, Baudelaire continues to refer to the Devil as "elle" until the preacher's quote, wherein the preacher says "il n'existe pas." Here, the Devil is "il" because (presumably) that's what the preacher said, and after this the Devil remains "il." Baudelaire uses "Son Altesse" once more in the short story, but there are no pronouns referring to the Devil before another masculine word ("personnage") is used to describe him.

A similar quote was said by Jim Carroll: "The Devil's greatest accomplishment was convincing the world he didn't exist."²

The most popular reinterpretation of this quote (the one the title of this node is taken from) is in the 1995 movie The Usual Suspects, written by Christopher McQuarrie. In it, Verbal Kint explains the story of Keyser Söze to the cop:³

He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. One story the guys told me — the story I believe — was from his days in Turkey. There was a petty gang of Hungarians that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power you didn't need guns or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while they come to power, and then they come after Soze. He was small time then, just running dope, they say...

References:

1: "Le Joueur généreux" and Nilan's translation, available at: http://www.piranesia.net/baudelaire/spleen/29joueur.html

2: Quotations Page and Literature Page Forum: http://www.quotationspage.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1459

3: The Usual Suspects (script): http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/usual.shtml

That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid

2008-01-08T16:25:00.000+02:00

This piece is actually from an act by Dublin comedian Ed Byrne (he's the one who looks like Darlene from 'Roseanne').

"Rain on your wedding day? That's not ironic, it's just a pain in the hole."

"Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife? That's not ironic either, that's just fucking weird. But of course, if you did have ten thousand spoons when all you needed was a knife, and then the next day you discovered that actually a spoon would have done the job just as well, now that would be ironic"

"A traffic jam when you're already late. Now that's definitely not ironic. Unless you were a town planner on your way to give a speech at a convention on easing traffic congestion."

"Now do you know what's ironic? A stupid, whiny Canadian bint writing a song called 'Ironic' which goes on to become a massive worldwide hit despite her not having the faintest idea what irony actually is. Now that's bleedin' ironic."

"Red Cunt Hair"

2008-01-02T15:49:00.000+02:00

"It that stud level?"

"Move it a teensy bit to the left and you've got it."

"Whut?"
"I said: A weensy bit more and you've got it."

"Let's try this again, boy. I asked you if that stud was level."

"Sorry. A cunt hair to the left and that sonofabitch will be right as rain. Hey, did ya catch the game yesterday? Can ya believe those fuckers lost again? Damn, I could use some poontang. You guys wanna a grab a beer after work? Fucking Christ it's hot out here."

"Shut up"

"Whut?"

"Fuckin-A!"

Now why haven't I been teach this in school?

The Day The Earth Stood Stupid

2008-01-02T15:28:00.000+02:00

Futurama Episode #36: The Day the Earth Stood Stupid

Date: 18/02/2001

Intro Caption: "80% Entertainment By Volume"

Plot Synopsis:

The episode begins at a pet show, where Leela has entered Nibbler. When Bender and Dr. Zoidberg find out that first prize is $500 and a year supply of dog food, Bender enters Dr. Zoidberg in the show as a hard-shelled terrier. Dr. Zoidberg wins second place, and Nibbler wins a special prize for dumbest pet in show. When a race of flying brains with the power to make people stupid invade earth, Nibbler returns to his home planet with Leela. Here, she discovers that Nibbler is actually a Nibblonean, an ancient race of telepathic creatures. They tell Leela that the only person who can resist the brain spawn's moron-making power is Fry, and it is up to him to save Earth. She returns to Earth with a note instructing Fry but he blows his nose with it and throws it away. Since she is affected by the brain spawn's power, she can't remember the Nibblonean's advice. Fry figures out that the brain spawn leader must be at the library, since "a giant brain is baisically a giant nerd." He proceeds to the library with Leela and weakens the brain spawn by thinking. The brain spawn leader trys to trap Fry and Leela in the mental universe created by books. Fry defeats him by writing his own book where the brain spawn win and leave the planet, then traps the brain spawn leader in it. When the brain spawn leave, the only person who remembers what happened is Fry and no one believes him.

Memorable quotes:

Fry: "Don't listen to them Leela. People said I was dumb, but I proved them."

Fry: "What are we going to do?"

The Professor: "I know! Let's play the lottery."

Amy: "No, let's buy internet stock!"

Zoidberg: "On margin! Zoidy wanna buy on margin!"

Fry: "I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots."

Bender: "Hey, let's all join the Reform Party!"

Fry: "Now he's trapped in the book I wrote. A crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors."

Brain spawn leader: "The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! I am leaving Earth for no raisin!"

Things you may not have noticed:

A sign at the pet show says "Award Ceremony in Progress (no pooping)"

Two of the booths at the pet show are "Kibbles and Snouts" and "Soylent Chow*"

*Make Room! Make Room!

2 Stupid Dogs

2008-01-01T16:33:00.000+02:00

2 Stupid Dogs was a show about just that -- Little Dog and Big Dog, two canines with a nose for trouble and not enough brains to get out of it. The show was a break from Hanna-Barbera's traditional style, animated more along the lines of Ren and Stimpy than Scooby-Doo. The show also shared Ren and Stimpy's taste for booger jokes and potty humor mingled into plot-free exercises in unbridled wackiness.

The premise was simple: Little Dog was the loudmouth with a deathly fear of cats, Big Dog was his mellow companion. A broad-shouldered human named Hollywood appeared on most episodes to antagonize the dogs, uttering his instant catchphrase, "Isn't that cute... But it's WROOOONG!!" The show was filled with throwaway one-liners that fans have been bandying about ever since: "It tastes like caca," "Where's the food?" "(Monkey to astronaut): I think you've been drinking too much Tang," and Little Dog's catchphrase, "Ball!"

2 Stupid Dogs also brought the return of a little-known character from the Hanna-Barbera archives: Secret Squirrel. Each episode of 2 Stupid Dogs featured a Super Secret Squirrel segment, spoofing the 1960's spy craze with the title squirrel, his bull superior Chief, and his Peter Lorre-inspired assistant Morocco Mole.

2 Stupid Dogs endeared themselves to viewers with their endlessly hilarious stupidity. In one episode, Little Dog tried to use a hand puppet to fool a cat into thinking there was food in another alley. After a brief conversation with his puppet, Little Dog fooled himself instead, calling the puppet a liar when the truth came out.

After two seasons of original episodes in syndication, the show moved to The Cartoon Network.

Apparently I am a potential rapist

2007-12-31T02:46:00.000+02:00

I was sitting in a public space, talking to a female friend, when some sort of rally started up. Lots of lovely rhetoric about how men are ruining the world and about how all sex is rape. I found it amusing. Unfortunately, they soon noticed that I was there minding my own business. They didn't like that. They asked me to leave; I asked why I should. They immediately turned their backs on me and asked my friend why she was talking to a potential rapist. I couldn't help but laugh at that one. I am the furthest thing from a potential rapist ever, unless you count the Pope. The moment I made a noise, though, one of them slapped me and told me to "shut up, pig".

Then people started throwing things.

At that point, I decided to leave. Truly, I do not understand these people.

Had I been in my right mind, I would have asked for a blowjob before beating my hasty retreat... that would have been funny.

How much for the little girl?

2007-12-30T14:00:00.000+02:00

In The Blues Brothers, Jake Blues recieves a mission from God: get his old band (The Blues Brothers) back together. This is made more difficult because the band parted company on bad terms. In one scene, Jake and Elwood must convince Alan "Mr. Fabulous" Rubin to join the band. This is going to be hard, since Mr. Fabulous is now the maitré d' of a posh restaurant. In order to convince their former bandmate to rejoin the band they talk their way into the restaraunt, then begin acting like idiots -- ordering wine and food they couldn't hope to pay for, eating like slobs, and bothering the customers. They tell Mr. Fabulous that they will come back every day, doing the same act, until he rejoins. When he refuses, Jake leans back in his chair, stares at the next table -- a family obviously disturbed by the presence of the Blues -- and, mouth full of bread, asks the father:

Your women, how much for your women?

206

2007-12-21T20:23:00.000+02:00

A Japanese girl (Malcolm Lam's girlfriend, apparently.) is wrapping up the dead body of who we assume is her boyfriend in a plastic bag, and dragging him with comedic difficulty down the hallway in her apartment. All with a perfectly straight face, she plops him in her bathtub, and we hear her chopping him up into little pieces. After doing so, we see her very calmly putting wrapped up little pieces of her boyfriend into the fridge. Like a total pro, she then proceeds to go buy some cleaning supplies, get rid of any and all bloodstains using lysol, repainting the walls, etc.

Needing to unwind after such a long day of covering her ass, she takes a shower. (Bear in mind, the corpse of her boyfriend was hacked to bits in that bathroom just hours beforehand.) Wonderfully pleased with herself, she goes to bed and has a happy dream in which she walks down the street in a bright picnic blanket-y dress and pigtails. Upbeat music is playing, the Sun is shining, and she is smiling while eating a human hand.

When our heroine wakes up in the morning, we see her putting a few of the wrapped up chunks of her boyfriend into her backpack. She obviously doesn't take all of them at once because that would be far too heavy. She goes down to the subway, and puts in her farecard. What is most striking here is how normal she looks, and that any passerby would have no idea what she is carrying. Anyways, the girl gets off at a ton of different stops and hides her small black trashbags of boyfriend bits in different trashcans all over the city, back-alley dumps, the like.

In the meantime, we see a creep who lives in her apartment building go up into her apartment and sniffing her panties. When he is done, he goes to her kitchen to grab himself a beer. Upon opening the refrigerator he discovers the black plastic trashbags, and just as he is about to open them the girl arrives back at her apartment. She is forced to kill him and exasperatedly bashes his head in with an iron skillet. At this point the apartment manager/superintendent hears the noise and comes upstairs to investigate. I'll give you three guesses as to what happens to him.

The film ends with her standing in the train station reading a book. Some guy comes up and hits on her meekly. She looks up from her book disgruntled at being interrupted and replies calmly "Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?" (This is the first and only time we hear her speak.) The guy looks uncomfortable and walks away. She smiles quietly/sinisterly.

Malcolm Lam just had another film come out last year which I have yet to see, called Falling In Rhythm. Also, if you do not know what "wabi-sabi" means, I would say the concept is worth looking into. If you're interested in more of his work, you can check out www.wabisabifilms.com. If nothing else, the site also has the extremely eerie and appropriate soundtrack to this movie, composed by Steve Santoro.

Ignore the bunny.

A word, many ways to use it.

2007-12-19T01:43:00.000+02:00

Some variations are locked into specific phrasings and or contexts. For example, "shithead" and "shit-for-brains" can only be used to refer to a person or persons; the former asserts that the person is irritating, the latter that s/he is stupid. If something is "a shit", then it is annoying or dysfunctional, but if something is "a piece of shit", then it is of extremely low quality. If you "give someone shit", you could be giving them something worthless, but it is more likely to mean you are insulting them, often with the implication that you are trying to provoke a response. To "sling shit" is to hurl insults or aspersions, and a "shitslinger" is a person, especially a politician, who makes a habit of doing so. The ubiquitous "shit happens" is a self-sufficient statement of resignation to ill fortune. These sorts of restrictions can be subtly different from one locale to another, and are subject to very rapid change.

-He's just talking shit.

-That poem has got to be the shittiest thing I've ever written.

-Do you really think my hair looks good, or were you just giving me shit?

-The pasta was okay, but the coffee was shithouse.

-That piece of shit hasn't worked properly for years.

-Give me a break, I've had a really shitty day.

-He's been a grumpy little shit lately.

-I wonder if anybody makes shittier burgers than McDonalds?

-Nah, relax buddy, I was just shitting you.

-That newspaper article was total sensationalist shit.

-Does he really think we're going to believe his shit?

-We've got to get it finished in the next hour, I shit you not!

-Quit fooling around with that shit.

-You'd better not mess your shit up with my shit.

-Shit! That shit is some bad shit.

-You wouldn't be bullshitting me by any chance would you?

-Well, the fire alarm went off and then everybody just kinda went apeshit.

-This lamer was too chickenshit to go bungee jumping with me on the weekend.

-After I hit the pub on Friday night, I was so ratshit I couldn't make it up the stairs!

-No more stupid examples.

Ulrika

2007-12-19T01:35:00.000+02:00

Aa Da! am revenit in spatiul virtual ma simt unu egal cu zero si se tot repeta unu, zero, unu, zero, zero, unu, ee nu tin chiar cont se mai baga in fata .

cel mai crud sentiment-singuratatea

2007-11-12T02:07:00.000+02:00

primi fulgi cad, se intensifica si cad cu miile ma bucura pentru un moment, apoi ma deprima cumplit, as fi preferat in orice zi in orice clipa sa traiesc acel sentiment alaturi de cineva, oricine, dar nu sunt singur, deprimat un sentiment de singurate ma invalui, orice as face ma simt singur, orice absolut orice, viata nu este dreapta viata imi ascunde ceva, urat sa iubesti si sa nu fi iubit.. si iar nu mai am chef sa scriu cu toate ca as putea continua pana dimineata, dar la ce bun ? poate ca o sa scriu odata si'odata

PS:Multumesc Cristi pentru telefonul dat .

O zi plina...

2007-11-01T01:07:00.000+02:00

Mers, mers pe jos, mult mers pe jos, stat in tramvai. neavand de ales alegi sa mergi, sa mergi pe jos, esti constient ca vei merge mult si asa a si fost, dar cine a simtit "Sa ti dea dumnezeu sanantate" bag pula ma duc si ma culc /de revenit /

...revenind

I’ve got the whole world in my hands

I’ve got the whole wide world in my hands

If I jerk off on the world

They may think that it is sleet.

... si ii explodeaza un neuron.

United Kingdom
"Hey, I like your tooth."

United States
"I have a penis."

China
"That’s quite a Mu Gu Gai Poonani you have there.”

Mexico
“You’re the best taco I’ve ever had.”

India
“Even though it’s your caste, I don’t find you untouchable.”

Israel
"I think you have a right to exist."

Cuba
"Of course you can borrow my boat!"

Palestine
"I think you have a right to exist."

South Africa
“Click click click click click click click click click dick clickclick click click click click click click click click click click? “

Panama
"May I slide through your canal?"

South Korea
“Come back! How the hell was I supposed to knowyou’re not Chinese?”

Ps: cred ca m am indragostit :)) nu spun de cine si sper sa nu incep cu sentimentalisme asa ca baga ti un bat in cur.

Staicu Cretu, suna Dan Pulea, dar de fapt e Ana Poda

2007-10-20T01:02:00.000+03:00

Trei pescari venind depe balta cu o dacia 1300 parca, daca nu una facuta din parti, cu sculele dupa ei.(alea pescaresti)

1-Ce faci bre, cum a fost?

2-Prost.

3-Ehee ce sa te faci au trecut timpurile alea cand mai gaseai balti de renume,nu mai pesti premianti....of ce timpuri.

1,2-?!?!?

Nu, nu discutia nu este purtata cu "acel pescar", care se tot plimba de colo colo zi noapte si este iesit din peisaj,"acel pescar" ramane inca un mister despre care se strang probe pentru ai descoperii planul malefic"NU mirosii ca pestele salveaza pestele".

Pace verde! eventual si o fata zambitoare.

The cake is a lie .

2007-10-19T12:48:00.000+03:00

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Press me if you wanna die!

2007-10-16T14:19:00.000+03:00

Press me stupid biatch!

Directive de sus !

2007-10-16T02:01:00.001+03:00

E acum daca e nevoie e nevoie. Pai cu ce sa incep? imi cer scuze pamantului ca imi suporta greutatea, sosonii din acelasi motiv si hainele in general ca nu am grija de ele si le murdaresc le ard si alte chestii daunatoare hainelor precum cazaturile, si aici le combinam hainele si pamantul.

Prietenilor ca imi suporta glumele, nazurile cand am si multe alte chestii, parintilor ca trebuie sa ma suporte cand ajung acasa si iar prietenii sau cu cine dracu imi pierd ziua, sistemului educativ ca a trebuit sa ma suporte si ma suporta in continuare si sa nu o lungim repede directivele, mai am de cerut scuze iepurasului si lu' bubu ca deh le am suparat si nu se cade porc bou gras slab dupa anotimp, nu se cade si gata nu se cade "punct"

PS: A nu e scrisoare de adio apropo :D

Multe bucurii trecatoare si mult mai multa durere

2007-10-11T23:06:00.000+03:00

Azi am vorbit cu un batranel, par alb, riduri tot pachetul, se vedea ca este singur, cu chef de vorba ca majoritatea batranilor, dar el chiar avea ceva de zis nu avea chef sa se ratoiasca la mine.

Din vorba'n vorba a inceput sa mi povesteasca despre viata lui cum a trait diferite probleme prin care a trecut, cum le a rezolvat sa nu, ce morala a avut fiecare si tot asa. Cum este sa ti imparti aproape jumatate din viata alaturi de cineva, ca mai apoi sa se lepede de tine rar dand un semn de viata, iar cand va intalniti intamplator sa se poarte cu tine mai rau decat cu un necunoscut, la tine sa se uite cu un fel de ura iar cu necunoscutul sa faca glume sa rada, pe tine decat sa te priveasca sa ti mai arunce din cand in cand o forba in sila si aceea o remarca rautacioasa.

Prietenii s au dus incurand ma voi duce si eu si din viata ce am inteles... nimic, nici nu merita traita, mai multe bucurii trecatoare si mult mai multa durere, si la ce ajuta toate aceste bucurii daca dupa ele atrag si durerea. Ai un copil te bucuri, normal, nespus de mult, il vezi murind.....

M am regasit in mare parte in vorbele lui m a facut sa ma simt ciudat, am trait pana acum si ma trait degeaba, peste 20 de ani va fi la fel si tot asa, in cele din urma totul va fi in zadar.

da pula mea durere:))

2007-10-01T01:16:00.001+03:00

erau multe de scris dar fara un deget e mai greu, ar trebuii sa cer pensie de handicapati acum ?

3000 "ala de se scarpina'n cap"

2007-09-27T10:38:00.000+03:00

vorbim cu pagina

2007-09-24T02:22:00.000+03:00

Ce bine! pentru moment am crezut ca sunt pierdut, dar mi a zis ba trage dreapta, dreapta mult, nu intelegi la inceput dar pe parcurs iti dai drumu, e asta daca nu plangi ca prostu si te tavalesti pe jos, si cand colo parola ca despre asta era vorba fiind deja maine eu nu aveam cum sa ma gandesc la azi si nu mi iesea, greu greu la vale cu tamburii noi.

NU! imi este greu sa mi explic, sunt multe motive dar asta nu e unul dintre ele, pozele nu, neah,aAa ce dracu' m am uitat la 2 si nu am inteles, ce dracu fac aia acolo care'i treaba cu sobolanul, daca era cu aia si l au suparat a fugit in gluma spre munte zicand ca se face pustnic si cand colo el sta si se lafaie in rumegus cu R mic :)) si aia s au dus sa l caute mai mult ca sigur pe stancile alea si le'a fiert masina cu totul si acum fac gratar cu furtunele de la motor mai mult ca sigur ca ei nu si au luat mancare ca deh avea asta micu 10-15 minute avantaj game-set si nici nu mancasera inainte, e de inteles e scuzabil wow si de'obicei lumea se duce in natura sa fac poze, oo uite o gaza wow ce iepure veverite copaci campii si alte dastea sa nu bat campii, aici le a facut poza natura lor, nu ca oameni ca erau oameni buni cu maini de aur, poti intreba pe oricine.

Finalul nu este tragic, suna astia pe ala micu, el chitaia alene iritat de astia "Alo, alo ce ma pe munte, da da sunt ca si acolo." a mai dat o forma la rumegus acolo si finalul nu e tragic pentru paros.

Sondaj

2007-09-23T07:20:00.000+03:00

O luam usor usor la talpa si dam de crenvust dar mereu trebuie sa fie o dilema la mijloc acum daca a dat si pe margine ramane de vazut dam pauza si acum play, cu cascaval sau fara WoW cu cascaval ce ai ma esti nebun! ba nenece legatura au astia cu noi nu stiu dar ceva e clar totul e confuz, dc sa complicam lucrurile si sa o luam de la capat, complicam, cokplicam tu oricum esti pierdut acum si nu, nu nu ai ce'i face, nu ,neah, aAa. Pune tu mana si spune de 10 ori masor, in gand cu voce tare, nu conteaza spus sa fie sa te purifici spiritual, ca la o baie in dambovita dupa program vintile dupa program. Ia zi mai tine minte cand ai pus tu sticla pisata ma pe gard, oo ce vremuri ce vremuri si cand ai dat cu ghioaga aia si ti ai luat tu pichinezii aia de sareau la piept si la coaie oo minunatie, rar mai intalnesti asa animale, ba la comanda direct la coaie, ce sa fugi ce sa te ascunzi, tineau minte comanda si nu se lasau ba nene pana nu te inhatau, veneai tu singur la ei si ziceai "Hai ma musca! Hai Hai hai ma ca nu mai pot muscaaa!"mama merele au acid de rau de bine nu stiu ca nu l am intrebat, si chiar daca ce stia el despre ce e vorba .

Da sondaj, ce sondaj ba Belitule ca am uitat ....mamaaa dar uite ce scoica are asta :)))

Uite ma cum toarce el acolo, Domn' Vintila.

2007-09-20T20:22:00.000+03:00

Trebuia sa scriu ceva aici dar imi este foame, o sa mananc, o sa ma intorc si sigur de lene nu o sa scriu nimic .

Trist.

2007-09-19T02:08:00.000+03:00

Trist sunt eu in momentul respectiv, trist erau si ei, mai tristi decat sunt eu acum mai tristi decat o sa fim noi vre'odata. Liberi avand acelas lucru in comun, legati de'acelas lucru comun.

Trist.

Fumar puede matar.

2007-09-17T03:56:00.000+03:00

No voy a dejar de fumar. No voy a dejar de fumar. No voy a dejar de fumar.

A spus FOC.

2007-09-16T14:39:00.000+03:00

Foc.

2007-09-15T20:16:00.000+03:00

...fum, foc, fum, foc,fum, fum, fum, foc, fum bete dezlantuite, arde arde baaaa miroase a fosfor.

Despre ces e vorbeste?

2007-09-15T01:34:00.000+03:00

Doua rogojini. un scaun, patru mese una cu un picior rupt, fiecare sta pe coji de nuca se bat cu urzici pe spate si mediteaza.In surzina se aude Corul Madrigal-Colinda magilor pus pe repeat.

suc ces: :)) rade isteric

ratusca: Da. raspunde intrigat

suc ces: Ce ma a borat in lift?

suc ces: Presupun ca ai luato pe scari!

ratusca: Nu cu liftu, l am analizat! a mancat piure de copii si mere.

ratusca: ..deci era copil! ce pula mea cauta cu liftu?

ratusca: Conspiratie impotriva urss, pullaaa mea mai clar de'atat ce vrei?

suc ces: Poate era insotit de masa, care ii baga degetele pe gat.

ratusca: Care ma urss?comploteaza singura impotriva ei!revino ti ma ca astia sunt sireti.

ratusca: E periculos jocul asta!

suc ces: Un pic, daia trebuie altoiti de mici astia.

ratusca: Le pui un altoi, am vazut eu ca asa se face la meri la pruni deci pruncii dc ar fi diferiti

suc ces: Ii facem lamai.

ratusca: Nu lamai, si asa s au inmultit in prostie lamaile pe la noi, ai vazut cate lamai se strang la bara? la steau albastra acolo.

suc ces: Bine atunci ii facem masline.

ratusca: Nici asa.

suc ces : Hai ca astia nu sunt multi la noi.

ratusca: Cu o conditie, dupa ce eclozeaza sa i ia zborul.

suc ces: Da, exact.

ratusca: Prietene tu nu sti despre ce vorbesti, imagineaza ti ca mergi in livada Ba livada! deci multe masline, in centru' vechi! ce e ma acolo, pepiniera?

ratusca: Astia vor sa ne contropeasca.

suc ces: Masline verzi e bine?

ratusca: Nu .. nu merge cu zaharelu la astia, ca tot negre se fac si te trezesti ca ti da cu ulei pe fata.

ratusca: Ti am zis ca nu e usor.

ratusca: Ai cazut prada! au invadat padurea.

ratusca: Esti pierdut! e ceva putred la mijloc si de nu o fi o maslina mare ce si imprastie sporii...treaba ta.

ratusca: "Mama" in limbajul lor.

suc ces: Tu ai imaginatie mare ba. Dece nu te duci la rulez?

ratusca: Ce e acolo, un cuib ?

ratusca: Nu! singur nu ca sunt pierdut.

ratusca: Sau mergem sa "fraternizam", si cand lasa garda jos, ca dai dracu le amortesc bratele odata si'odata, le taiem jugulara si scoatem samburele.

ratusca: Ca asta ii strica pe ei: samburele!

ratusca: Propraganda comunista "Nu mai aruncati cartoane".. dar nu revin.

suc ces: M ai ametit de tot!

ratusca: Nu ba! ai un sambure in tine, e treaba murdara pute a putred din interior.

ratusca: Ti am zis esti pierdut!

suc ces: Ma duc sa l cac la wc.

ratusca: Nuu, o sa caci sange si ala nu iese, am mai vazut cazuri, au cazut multi asa.

ratusca: "Masline dragute" pe dracu, focar de infectie! esti pierdut.

ratusca: Pierdut!

suc ces: Nu e adevarat! ma gasesc mereu pe scaunul asta, de cate ori ma caut!

ratusca: Da! dar chiar tu esti ala? sau tu esti undeva sub pat dat disparut, plin de praf, mancat de soareci si samburele iti impune sa crezi asta.

suc ces: La asta nu m ma gandit.

ratusca: Pai normal, nici acum nu poti.

suc ces: Da asa e , nu ma gandesc.

ratusca: Ai ajuns un cadravu, te ai imputit, le ai patat tavanul la vecini.

suc ces: Eu cred ca samburele este in tine si te invata ce sa scri, vrea sa ma domine dar nu o sa ii reuseasca.

ratusca: Ma dca vrei sa te domin nu ar fi nici o problema, acum na daca asta te salveaza. Totusi sa ai crema ca eu nu mai am , am ramas doar cu vaselina si parca nu e la fel.

suc ces: Ba da ma merge.

ratusca: Las' ca stiu eu ca nu ti ajunge, niciodata nu va multumiti!

ratusca: Nu stiu nu cunosc.

ratusca: Poate ca aveai dreptate cu samanta, ar trebuii sa accept realitatea. Sa mi revin!

ratusca: Nu se mai poate asa: ochii rosii, privire pierduta propaganda maslinelor scrisa pe fata mea.

ratusca: Nuuu nu! nu mi mai da.

suc ces: Deci le ai.

ratusca: Pe toate de la A la B, sau cum dracu e alfabetu.

suc ces: Lasa dracu maslinele, da mi si mie niste resurse pe lumea 2.

ratusca: Asta costa! resurse sa te duca pe lumea 2.

ratusca: Hmm, ia zi ai bani? vrei sa i spargi?

suc ces: Da.

ratusca: Nuu, pai ce e asta ma ne jucam! hai da banii incoace si mergem noi uite acolo ca e intuneric, si eu pot sa fug prin spate.

ratusca: Hai hai ! hai ma nu ai incredere in mine?

suc ces: Ba da iai.

suc ces: Iti mai dau?

ratusca: Umple ma umple ma, asa asa si pe spate, pe piept.

ratusca: Daaa pe fata.

ratusca: Uhhhuuuu!

Pauza-unde e Saibon

2007-09-15T01:09:00.000+03:00

Aaaa prieten de nadejde, cand aveai nevoie de el era acolo, cand vroiai sa fi singur era acolo, in momentele stanjenitoare...acolo, acum nu mai e , la fel cel putin, inca isi face simtita prezenta stand gol si privindu ma in intuneric, frunzele lui verzi nu mai sunt acum "are" niste crengute ofilite si il aud cum geme"Uda ma, uda ma ca daca nu ma ud singur" da, a ajuns o leguma se pisa pe el, macar ma are la batranete, sa l conduc pe ultimu' drum.

Luni 17-09-07 o sa sufere un accident, daca el putrezeste pacat de averea aia ce dracu sentimentalism, sentimentalism dar pana cand!

"Tigani draguti"

2007-09-14T01:12:00.000+03:00

*mentally challenged

Pe scari e altfel

2007-09-14T00:44:00.000+03:00

scara .. lift blocat, etajul 8 ,uuhuuuu! urcat primu etaj, cabluri, sonerie in perete, covor persan la usa normal, propaganta comunista "Nu aruncati cartoane" las' ca stim noi ce's alea cartoane, etaj doi, aceeasi propaganda, ghena infundata, mirosul ne va insotii pana pe la 7 seara ..tinand cond de imprejurari , perete proaspat vopsit, scurgere de aer , scari cu model, un gandac, grilaj sa se simta gospodaru' in siguranta, bicicleta de la corporatie, atras atentia sonerie "I inima my bike", caz neelucidat, proprietar necunoscut, etaj 7 scari vopsite in verde daca mai devreme erau maro cu model acum brusc se trece la verde, ca de deja ghena dadea tot ce avea mai bun, in concluzie cu liftu ce poti sa intalnesti ?!? un cacat va spun eu am patit o si nu sunt singurul mi a mai spus cineva :D . Atentie! astia sar la piept si la coaie, simte frica, te miros, esti pisat pe tine .

Nu are legatura dar macar e de anotimp :)))

I believe YES :D

2007-09-11T23:21:00.000+03:00

da da punem aici si un dasta http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDKw-pL9VN8 multumim cage bob s au care cum a fost:-??

Costel a plecat odata cu primaria

2007-09-11T23:14:00.000+03:00

El era Costel, era de la primarie -entertainment- se dadea in topogan se dadea in leagan se pisa odata cu noi ne proteja...Costel era si o sa fie unu dintre noi.

Oferim reconpensa pentru recuperarea lui, un ceai verde.

Urmeaza Costel

2007-09-10T02:10:00.001+03:00

scurt metraj

2007-09-06T00:18:00.000+03:00

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egas (9/6/2007 12:06:39 AM): cum

egas (9/6/2007 12:06:40 AM): ?

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:06:59 AM): ba fi atent

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:03 AM): avem nevoie de orata

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:09 AM): una vie

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:13 AM): neaparat una vie

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Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:23 AM): pula mea da din aripi macane

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:28 AM): chestii dastea

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Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:41 AM): dar noi o prostim ca nu da de sase

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:49 AM): ci atrage atentia

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:54 AM): deci.. distrage atentia

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:55 AM): :))

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:07:59 AM): asupra noastra

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:08:25 AM): pula mea ce vrei sa vrei mai mult de la viata decat o rata

egas (9/6/2007 12:09:47 AM): o rata poate insemna inceputul sfarsitului

egas (9/6/2007 12:09:53 AM): prima rata e gratis mereu

egas (9/6/2007 12:10:00 AM): si esti prins in hatzish

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egas (9/6/2007 12:10:23 AM): :-s

Nipple (9/6/2007 12:11:06 AM): nu stiu fata mea

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2007-09-05T16:35:00.000+03:00

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Nipple (9/5/2007 2:01:59 AM): ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:02:02 AM): ce ai ma
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:02:12 AM): ce?:))
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:02:48 AM): plm frate am ramas uimit si inca numi dau seama cum facea ala la urechi asa si la coaie
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:10:23 AM): ar trebuii sa stiti ca inainte sa mor as vrea sa gasesc frigiderul
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:10:34 AM): :))
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:10:37 AM): e pe hol
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Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:28:25 AM): avton
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:28:29 AM): ?
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:28:32 AM): ai melodia asta?
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:28:33 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rjyVF6a4xo
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:28:46 AM): pulaa mea
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:28:56 AM): treevuie sa dau drumu la boxe
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:29:02 AM): si???
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:29:09 AM): pai .. mi e greu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:29:19 AM): nu pot sa ma misc
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:29:35 AM): asa de rupt esti?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:29:46 AM): pai pula mea au mai fost 2
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:29:48 AM): sau 3
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:29:58 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:29:59 AM): :-??
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:30:02 AM): nush exact
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Nipple (9/5/2007 2:30:17 AM): asta ii ziceam lu' acme
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:30:31 AM): ca de la el o ai nU?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:30:37 AM): ce mica e lumea
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:30:39 AM): linku da
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:30:42 AM): ca el o are de la mine
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:30:46 AM): dar eu vreau melodia
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:30:52 AM): ee plm eu aveam clipu pe aici
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:30:59 AM): 10 mii
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:31:11 AM): adica lei
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:31:28 AM): Adding comments has been disabled for this video.
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:31:33 AM): da ce'are ma uraniu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:31:34 AM): ?
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:32:04 AM): nu inteleg nimik din ce vrei sami spui
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:32:05 AM): :)
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:32:07 AM): ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:32:25 AM): ee plm Scoala Speciala Nr.1
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:32:28 AM): asta spune tot
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:32:50 AM): yes,chaaaaarrrlie
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:32:57 AM): the candy mountain
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:32:58 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:33:11 AM): da ma si atunci i au luat rinichii
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:33:19 AM): si acum o sa i scoata ficatu'
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:33:29 AM): special order
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:33:40 AM): pt toxinfectie
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 2:33:51 AM): :))
Suc Ces (9/5/2007 3:09:32 AM): cum sa facut primaru?

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Nipple (9/5/2007 2:10:32 AM): ar trebuii sa stiti ca inainte sa mor as vrea sa gasesc frigiderul
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:10:43 AM): PLIN
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:10:48 AM): sau ti-a disparut frigideru?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:11:06 AM): mi e foame
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:11:21 AM): si credf ca a plecat cu merindele
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:11:48 AM): frigideru?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:12:00 AM): pai da cine
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:12:42 AM): sa mori tu ca ti-au furat frigideru?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:12:53 AM): eventual
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:35:33 AM): http://www.offlimits-forum.com/bennybenassi/whos_your_daddy_uncut_WMLo.htm
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:35:54 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg52OSGmg7g&mode=related&search=
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:35:59 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:36:33 AM): si ala de la acme
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:36:39 AM): sa ti l dea el linku
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:36:42 AM): ca plm
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:36:43 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:36:51 AM): nu'l gasesc
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:37:25 AM): care ala?
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:37:28 AM): ala cu soarecii?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:37:38 AM): nu coiae cu sexu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:37:48 AM): madar nush cum pula mea
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:38:00 AM): aceeasi formatie
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:38:14 AM): astia sigur aveau pile la primarie :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:39:35 AM): esti tacut
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:39:37 AM): :
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:39:55 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbQP8ObxrN0
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:40:06 AM): it's a flying tumble in the jungle
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:42:13 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:42:15 AM): uuuuu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:42:17 AM): uuuuuu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:42:33 AM): la astia nu ar trebuii sa fie la categorii dupa kg
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:42:41 AM): in centrimetrii pula mea
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:42:46 AM): dupa inaltime
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:44:44 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=c4Wm4DXkcj0
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:46:03 AM): ba uita te la clipurile la aia de la venetian snares
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:46:10 AM): ca toate sunt tari
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:46:17 AM): o sa ma uit
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:46:17 AM): sau pula mae mie imi plac
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:48:10 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhEdFTM6adQ
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:48:14 AM): ma tie iti plac piticii
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:48:54 AM): te excita vazandui cum se bat
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:02 AM): asta da e regizata plm
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:12 AM): dar macar trebuia sa i unga cu ulei ianinte
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:13 AM): :))
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:49:16 AM): vezi ultimi link si taci
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:32 AM): pai da la asta ma uit
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:40 AM): jerry springer
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:49:45 AM): nu la ala
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:51 AM): pai ..
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:52 AM): :-??
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:49:57 AM): ala cu kick box?
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:50:08 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhEdFTM6adQ
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:51:06 AM): ala are tatuaj Nipple (9/5/2007 2:51:08 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:51:14 AM): si o problema cu mainile
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:52:07 AM): :)) ce curios l am facut pe strambu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:52:20 AM): "pai da ma dar sunt invers":))
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:52:41 AM): zi mah de clip
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:52:43 AM): nu e tare
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:52:47 AM): mai ales cum boraste ala
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:52:58 AM): stai ma ca nu stiu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:53:02 AM): stai sa l vad
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:53:07 AM): fast foward
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:54:34 AM): ala cu benny bennasy ma
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:54:44 AM): sau cum se scrte
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:54:54 AM): ba esti dobitoc
Scrib (9/5/2007 2:55:11 AM): uite linku : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhEdFTM6adQ
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:55:18 AM): nu pot sa mi ecxplic cuvantu asta
Nipple (9/5/2007 3:02:49 AM): pa isi eu de unde sa stiu ma
Nipple (9/5/2007 3:02:50 AM): ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 3:02:59 AM): ca e preima oara cand mi l dai

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Nipple(9/5/2007 2:10:32 AM): ar trebuii sa stiti ca inainte sa mor as vrea sa gasesc frigiderul
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:10:49 AM): ce ma?
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:10:50 AM): :))
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:11:03 AM): carei treaba?
ipple(9/5/2007 2:11:40 AM): dfractu
Nipple(9/5/2007 2:11:47 AM): am scris la el
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:11:55 AM): a faome
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:12:18 AM): mama cum erea cainele ala
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:12:19 AM): :))
Nipple(9/5/2007 2:12:24 AM): :))
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:12:59 AM): adevarat ciudat
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:13:09 AM): o fii chiar otravit pllm?
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:13:12 AM): sau fumat
Nipple(9/5/2007 2:13:15 AM): da ma nenorocitule
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:13:19 AM): :))
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:13:24 AM): pai o sa tipe ata maine
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:13:25 AM): :)
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:13:29 AM): de ne sparge creierii
Nipple(9/5/2007 2:13:31 AM): ce ma ai pula mare
Bob de orez (9/5/2007 2:13:35 AM): :))

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Nipple (9/5/2007 2:10:32 AM): ar trebuii sa stiti ca inainte sa mor as vrea sa gasesc frigiderul
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:10:41 AM): plin ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:19:35 AM): daeen pula mea
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:19:41 AM): szamar madar
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:19:45 AM): da da
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:19:49 AM): da mel
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:19:50 AM): e reproducera la oameni
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:19:55 AM): videoclip[ul
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:20:03 AM): mama
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:03 AM): sunt unii case fut
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:10 AM): si la sfarsit
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:20:14 AM): da e aiurea cu erorile alea
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:18 AM): se naste copilu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:22 AM): da
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:23 AM): plm
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:26 AM): e prematur
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:28 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:30 AM): avort
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:32 AM): pula mea
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:36 AM): avea gemeni si
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:20:39 AM): e cand iti dai drumu frate
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:41 AM): unu trebuia sa dispara
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:47 AM): aaa
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:49 AM): da ba
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:52 AM): bine zis
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:56 AM): :)
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:20:59 AM): da coaie
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:21:10 AM): ca la urma incepe partea cand esti in mata
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:21:15 AM): si ii arati lu ala muie
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:21:21 AM): na frate ca ti o fut si eu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:21:22 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:21:26 AM): ti o largesc
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:21:28 AM): :)
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:21:46 AM): lichidului amniotic
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:21:49 AM): na muie prostule
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:21:51 AM): ca te las aici
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:21:58 AM): da defapt el iese deodata cu tine
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:22:00 AM): sloboz
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:22:04 AM): nu e combinatie
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:22:14 AM): nu coiae
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:22:25 AM): ii arata muie si ii spune lui lu' tasu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:22:34 AM): lichidu' plm era depresim
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:22:38 AM): ca isi stia soarta
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:22:46 AM): ca orice lichid
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:22:49 AM): se scurge
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:22:58 AM): mai putin geamu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:23:07 AM): plm sti parerea mea despre el
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:23:21 AM): yes
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:23:24 AM): ce ai iar nu vorbesti
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:23:29 AM): asa ca nu il tine inchis
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:23:34 AM): ca se topeste
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:23:39 AM): cascaval
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:23:40 AM): ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:23:46 AM): aa
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:23:48 AM): geamu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:23:52 AM): se curge ma
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:23:56 AM): da semne cum ca ar suferii de claustrofobie
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:02 AM): scurge
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:06 AM): dar merge si curge
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:07 AM): :))
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:24:11 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:15 AM): geamu ma ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:29 AM): pai pula mea geamu e mereu pe doua parti
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:30 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:34 AM): nu are cum
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:24:38 AM): depinde din ce parte privesti
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:39 AM): e trasnparent
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:24:50 AM): vede el pe toate partile
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:25:00 AM): sau na daca tu vrei
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:25:03 AM): pajura..
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:25:12 AM): tu ce ti ai ales :)
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:25:14 AM): zi ma zi
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:25:24 AM): ce optiunii as avea ?
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:25:29 AM): da chiar
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:25:33 AM): se poate intampla
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:25:36 AM): sa fie remiza
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:25:42 AM): gen sa nu fie nici una nici alta
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:25:52 AM): da daca dai cu ea in cacat
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:25:56 AM): nu ma
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:26:00 AM): daca e termopan tampitule
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:26:06 AM): ca ala nu are 2 fetze
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:26:27 AM): da alea ARE :)) 4
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:26:37 AM): sa nu te increzi in ele
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:26:53 AM): ce pula mea e alea
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:27:08 AM): yahoo search
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:27:10 AM): mda
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:27:15 AM): incizie
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:27:21 AM): da e greu sa spargi un dala
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:27:27 AM): e la mine e albastru
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:27:47 AM): explicatia lor ..... o dunga albastra
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:27:54 AM): destul de groasa
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:27:55 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:28:00 AM): ceea ce e drept
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:28:17 AM): prefer negru
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:28:19 AM): a da deci e sidreaprta
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:28:20 AM): :)
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:29:06 AM): :))
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:30:37 AM): bai ce ai ma esti impietrit ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:31:55 AM): da frate asta ziceam si eu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:31:56 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:32:01 AM): ce mica e lumea
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:32:21 AM): nu ma asteptam
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:32:36 AM): ee eu da
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:32:42 AM): eschive
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:32:46 AM): chesti dastea
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:33:06 AM): pey nu mai are rost
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:33:56 AM): da s a dus acidu'
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:33:59 AM): ceva de genu asta
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:01 AM): :))
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:06 AM): ce are ma mancarea asta
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:08 AM): :))
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:34:13 AM): n-are acid
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:34:16 AM): asta te asigur
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:22 AM): nu nu nu
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:28 AM): "Tot El: pey nu mai are rost"
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:33 AM): intelegi ma
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:33 AM): ?
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:39 AM): e cum e coal fara acid
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:45 AM): :)
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:34:52 AM): pula mea ceva de genu asta
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:35:06 AM): oricum par ca nu mai inteleg nici eu
Tot El (9/5/2007 2:35:44 AM): e doar imaginatia ta bolnava
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:38:38 AM): a da ma si eu pasta l am vazut la cice
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:54:20 AM): dc ai iesit baaa :-w
Nipple (9/5/2007 2:54:22 AM): ::

mai e ceva dar mi e lene asa ca ... :))

Doua fete si un cronometru

2007-09-01T23:46:00.001+03:00

scrambled bones

2007-09-01T02:31:00.001+03:00

I've found Jesus in a Cheerios bag!

2007-08-31T02:04:00.001+03:00

Desene cu mesaje subliminale.

2007-08-31T01:51:00.000+03:00

"Koko" or "Ko-Ko"*

2007-08-27T02:40:00.000+03:00

Primele desene cu sunet*,Koko si cainele lui Fitz care va devenii Bimbo, prietenul lui Betty Boop. Max Fleischer / Chemical Ko-Ko.

A sex simbol of the 30's

2007-08-20T02:45:00.000+03:00

1932
Stopping the Show August 12
Betty Boop's Bizzy Bee August 19
Betty Boop, M.D. September 2
Betty Boop's Bamboo Isle September 23
Betty Boop's Ups and Downs October 14
Betty Boop for President November 4
I'll Be Glad When You're Dead You Rascal You November 25
Betty Boop's Museum December 16
1933
Betty Boop's Ker-Choo January 6
Betty Boop's Crazy Inventions January 27
Is My Palm Read February 17
Betty Boop's Penthouse March 10
Snow White March 31
Betty Boop's Birthday Party April 21
Betty Boop's May Party May 12
Betty Boop's Big Boss June 2
Mother Goose Land June 23
Popeye the Sailor July 14
The Old Man of the Mountain August 4
I Heard September 1
Morning, Noon and Night October 6
Betty Boop's Hallowe'en Party November 3
Parade of the Wooden Soldiers December 1
1934
She Wronged Him Right January 5
Red Hot Mamma February 2
Ha! Ha! Ha! March 2
Betty in Blunderland April 6
Betty Boop's Rise to Fame May 18
Betty Boop's Trial June 15
Betty Boop's Life Guard July 13
Poor Cinderella August 3
There's Something About a Soldier August 17
Betty Boop's Little Pal September 21
Betty Boop's Prize Show October 19
Keep in Style November 16
When My Ship Comes In December 21
1935
Baby Be Good January 18
Taking the Blame February 15
Stop That Noise March 15
Swat the Fly April 19
No! No! A Thousand Times No!! May 24
A Little Soap and Water June 21
A Language All My Own July 19
Betty Boop and Grampy August 16
Judge for a Day September 20
Making Stars October 18
Henry, the Funniest Living American November 22
Little Nobody December 18
1936
Betty Boop and the Little King January 31
Not Now February 28
Betty Boop and Little Jimmy March 27
We did It April 24
A Song A Day May 22
More Pep June 19
You're Not Built That Way July 17
Happy You and Merry Me August 21
Training Pigeons September 18
Grampy's Indoor Outing October 16
Be Human November 20
Making Friends December 18
1937
House Cleaning Blues January 15
Whoops! I'm a Cowboy February 12
The Hot Air Salesman March 12
Pudgy Takes a Bow-Wow April 9
Pudgy Picks a Fight! May 14
The Impractical Joker June 18
Ding Dong Doggie July 23
The Candid Candidate August 27
Service with a Smile September 23
The New Deal Show October 22
The Foxy Hunter November 26
Zula Hula December 24
1938
Riding the Rails January 28
Be Up to Date February 25
Honest Love and True March 25
Out of the Inkwell April 22
The Swing School May 27
The Lost Kitten June 24
Buzzy Boop July 29
Pudgy the Watchman August 12
Buzzy Boop at the Concert September 16
Sally Swing October 14
On With the New December 2
Thrills and Chills December 23
1939
My Friend the Monkey January 27
So Does an Automobile March 31
Musical Mountaineers May 12
The Scared Crows June 9
Rhythm on the Reservation July 7
Yip Yip Yippy August 11

That's Amore

2007-08-19T23:09:00.000+03:00

In Napoli where love is king

When boy meets girl here's what they say

When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie

That's amore

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine

That's amore

Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling

And you'll sing "Vita bella"

Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay

Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool

That's amore

When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet

You're in love

When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not

Dreaming signore

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli

That's amore

(When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie

That's amore

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine

That's amore

Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling

And you'll sing "Vita bella"

Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay

Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool)

That's amore

(When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet

You're in love

When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not

Dreaming signore

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli)

That's amore

Lucky fella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool)

That's amore

(When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet

You're in love

When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not

Dreaming signore

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli)

That's amore, (amore)

That's amore

Dean Martin

Special thanks to Acme

I Love Lily

2007-08-12T02:34:00.000+03:00

De spus ar fi multe de spus, nu ma refer la persoana in sine ci muzica ... trebuie sa i iubesti muzica! piratati albumul "alright, still" cat desprea ea scoala nu i a placut cu toate ca a fost pe la cele mai scumpe din Londra find exmatriculata pentru bautura , fumat, si sex oral.

La 15 ani s a lasat de scoala, a renuntat la o excursie in Ibiza spunand parintilor ca ramane la niste prietene, in schimb pentru a face rost de bani s a angajat la casa de discuri Plastic Fantastic si vanzand ecstasy.

Dupa mai multe colaborari esuate cu diferite case de productie si'a creat un cont pe my space postand diferite demo-uri . Demo-urile au atras multi ascultatori determinando sa scoata o serie limitata de 500 de viniluri ce s au vandut foarte repede, ele fiind revandute si cu 40 de lire.

A mai scos si doua casete: My First Mixtape and My Second Mixtape pentru a'si promova munca incluzand colaborari cu diferiti cantareti deja celebrii astfel atragand atentia revistei The Observer Music Monthly. In prezent are multe colaborari cu diferiti artisti: Basement Jaxx, Robbie Williams, Manu Chao, Dizzee Rascal.. blabla e tarziu si m am plictisit.

Deja am mancat bomboana, asa ca nu mai are haz.

Dr. Zoidberg .........p...........llllllaaaaaaaaaaaa............ mmmeeeeeaaaa .

Dr. ?!?

2007-08-08T15:22:00.000+03:00

Candva am intrebat:

Cine ghiceste primul personajul primeste o bomboana cu rom !
"wobble wobble wobble"

... daca nici acum nu va dati seama, ceva e in neregula cu voi :)))

Jack Herrer

2007-08-07T14:04:00.000+03:00

Eu (6/14/2007 12:41:55 AM): tarfo
Eu (6/14/2007 12:42:01 AM): care esti tarfa
Eu (6/14/2007 12:42:07 AM): tarfa proasta
El (6/14/2007 12:42:15 AM): aaaaaaa "Cristi" a futut ?
Eu (6/14/2007 12:42:31 AM): nu distactie
Eu 6/14/2007 12:42:35 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 12:42:38 AM): om
Eu (6/14/2007 12:42:40 AM): 0m
Eu (6/14/2007 12:42:43 AM): pm
Eu (6/14/2007 12:42:57 AM): nush sa ti explic ce am vrut sa spun
El (6/14/2007 12:43:00 AM): calu' fuge repede ?
Eu (6/14/2007 12:43:16 AM): e in doua trepte
Eu (6/14/2007 12:43:18 AM): :)
Eu (6/14/2007 12:43:37 AM): si astia o freaca
El (6/14/2007 12:44:29 AM): de ce sa blocat ?
Eu (6/14/2007 12:44:50 AM): dc sunt soare afra
El (6/14/2007 12:45:04 AM): ))
Eu (6/14/2007 12:45:11 AM): ce zici ma
Eu (6/14/2007 12:45:12 AM): ?
El (6/14/2007 12:45:16 AM): baaa
El (6/14/2007 12:45:20 AM): tu sa-mi zici mie
Eu (6/14/2007 12:45:25 AM): gogu
El (6/14/2007 12:45:43 AM): nu are rost sa-l implicam si pe gogu
Eu (6/14/2007 12:45:51 AM): bine gogule
Eu (6/14/2007 12:45:56 AM): cum zici matale
Eu (6/14/2007 12:46:19 AM): tu ai fost in razboi tu ai iesit zidar
Eu (6/14/2007 12:46:23 AM): \nu noi
Eu (6/14/2007 12:46:28 AM): gogule
Eu (6/14/2007 12:46:31 AM): nu noi
Eu (6/14/2007 12:46:33 AM): !!
Eu (6/14/2007 12:46:57 AM): thhhhattttsss amoreeee
El (6/14/2007 12:47:00 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 12:47:01 AM): :))
El (6/14/2007 12:47:03 AM): "Cristi" e fumat ?
Eu (6/14/2007 12:47:06 AM): ce pula mea
Eu (6/14/2007 12:47:14 AM): cine ma
El (6/14/2007 12:47:22 AM): cristi
Eu (6/14/2007 12:47:27 AM): :
Eu (6/14/2007 12:47:38 AM): pe cristi il stiu
Eu (6/14/2007 12:47:40 AM): vag
Eu (6/14/2007 12:47:45 AM): prag
Eu (6/14/2007 12:47:51 AM): pm
Eu (6/14/2007 12:47:57 AM): mag
Eu (6/14/2007 12:48:10 AM): da mia sunt
Eu (6/14/2007 12:48:12 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 12:48:26 AM): mai
Eu (6/14/2007 12:48:28 AM): luna
Eu (6/14/2007 12:48:30 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 12:48:35 AM): mai mult de la poate
El (6/14/2007 12:48:40 AM): ))
Eu (6/14/2007 12:48:41 AM): tarfooo
El (6/14/2007 12:48:44 AM): pisiii
Eu (6/14/2007 12:48:59 AM): rrRRRRrrrr
El (6/14/2007 12:49:45 AM): ROAR !
Eu (6/14/2007 12:49:50 AM): cand iti vine sa plangi nu uita de cutitu din bucatarie
El (6/14/2007 12:49:57 AM): )
Eu (6/14/2007 12:50:01 AM): theme song
El (6/14/2007 12:50:48 AM): anthem ?
Eu (6/14/2007 12:51:13 AM): ce ma
Eu (6/14/2007 12:51:26 AM): ca nu intelg
El (6/14/2007 12:52:04 AM): theme song
Eu (6/14/2007 12:52:44 AM): da nepoate kant
Eu (6/14/2007 12:52:59 AM): tafo
Eu (6/14/2007 12:53:06 AM): cu rrrr de la R
Eu (6/14/2007 12:53:20 AM): ca normal ca aia mici vin de la aia mari
Eu (6/14/2007 12:53:23 AM): R adica
Eu (6/14/2007 12:53:41 AM): R
El (6/14/2007 12:53:45 AM): :)
Eu (6/14/2007 12:53:47 AM): pm
Eu (6/14/2007 12:53:56 AM): tarfo
Eu (6/14/2007 12:54:03 AM): tarfo
El (6/14/2007 12:54:12 AM): dar "Cristi" ce a facut la patiserie ?
Eu (6/14/2007 12:54:16 AM): tnu tarfo nu mi intorci mie spatelke'
El (6/14/2007 12:54:31 AM): nu fata mea
Eu (6/14/2007 12:54:58 AM): tiiittiiiiiiii
Eu (6/14/2007 12:55:00 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 12:55:08 AM): unde e tiutiiii al meuu
El (6/14/2007 12:55:09 AM): tziiiitziiii ?
Eu (6/14/2007 12:55:11 AM): bocitori dalea
Eu (6/14/2007 12:55:21 AM): ba
Eu (6/14/2007 12:55:29 AM): sti allien vs predator
El (6/14/2007 12:55:34 AM): aaaa
El (6/14/2007 12:55:35 AM): da da
Eu (6/14/2007 12:55:42 AM): predator
Eu (6/14/2007 12:55:48 AM): \scotea sunetul ala
Eu (6/14/2007 12:56:04 AM): sti
Eu (6/14/2007 12:56:06 AM): ?
Eu (6/14/2007 12:56:09 AM): pm
Eu (6/14/2007 12:56:15 AM): ma pis pe el
Eu (6/14/2007 12:56:21 AM): i am zis ca il bat
Eu (6/14/2007 12:56:30 AM): pm cand ne a vazut
Eu (6/14/2007 12:56:35 AM): mai multi am zis ca pleca
Eu (6/14/2007 12:56:41 AM): dar s a ascuns in tufe
Eu (6/14/2007 12:56:53 AM): manca mi ar pula
Eu (6/14/2007 12:56:58 AM): morti lui
Eu (6/14/2007 12:57:07 AM): coaie nush cum a ajuns in casa
Eu (6/14/2007 12:57:15 AM): pm il aud cu castile
El (6/14/2007 12:57:18 AM): )))))))
Eu (6/14/2007 12:57:26 AM): da'l ma in pula mea
El (6/14/2007 12:57:33 AM): mai respira greu ?
Eu (6/14/2007 12:57:34 AM): sta ca prostu
Eu (6/14/2007 12:57:45 AM): pai da ma scoarte sunete dae;;ea
Eu (6/14/2007 12:57:47 AM): llea
El (6/14/2007 12:58:36 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 12:59:12 AM): cine pula mea e Ilea ma?
El (6/14/2007 12:59:23 AM): nu stiu ma ...
El (6/14/2007 12:59:36 AM): dar munca e sanatate curata, deci s-o lasam celor bolnavi
Eu (6/14/2007 12:59:37 AM): da are catranita
El (6/14/2007 12:59:52 AM): daca vrei tu .. are
El (6/14/2007 12:59:53 AM): ;)
Eu (6/14/2007 1:00:02 AM): nu ca daca vreau eu
Eu (6/14/2007 1:00:06 AM): are ca are
Eu (6/14/2007 1:00:08 AM): si gata
Eu (6/14/2007 1:00:13 AM): fara detalii
Eu (6/14/2007 1:00:31 AM): "ba ai dracu"
El (6/14/2007 1:00:34 AM): ))
El (6/14/2007 1:00:38 AM): vezi ca ti-a dat banii
El (6/14/2007 1:00:41 AM): pe mp3 player
El (6/14/2007 1:00:43 AM): sunt a "Cristi"
Eu (6/14/2007 1:00:45 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:00:46 AM): aaa
Eu (6/14/2007 1:00:52 AM): credeam ca nu stiu eu
Eu (6/14/2007 1:00:55 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:00:57 AM): pm
El (6/14/2007 1:01:02 AM): :))
El (6/14/2007 1:01:08 AM): te-a scos din foame
Eu (6/14/2007 1:01:08 AM): banu ce pula mea bani ma
Eu (6/14/2007 1:01:11 AM): L
Eu (6/14/2007 1:01:16 AM): da daaa daaaa daaaa
Eu (6/14/2007 1:01:18 AM): )
Eu (6/14/2007 1:01:53 AM): ia asta si le la 2:20
El (6/14/2007 1:01:53 AM): o stiu
El (6/14/2007 1:01:53 AM): stai asa
El (6/14/2007 1:01:55 AM): nu e aia
Eu (6/14/2007 1:01:57 AM): sa fii atent la ce zice ala
Eu (6/14/2007 1:02:01 AM): si o sa intelegi
El (6/14/2007 1:02:10 AM): ma rog
Eu (6/14/2007 1:02:10 AM): aa si la 2:53
El (6/14/2007 1:02:13 AM): )
Eu (6/14/2007 1:02:15 AM): zice acelas lucru
Eu (6/14/2007 1:02:23 AM): da ma
Eu (6/14/2007 1:02:25 AM): pm
Eu (6/14/2007 1:02:27 AM): daca ti zic
El (6/14/2007 1:02:39 AM): L)
Eu (6/14/2007 1:02:44 AM): dar trebuie sa mori
Eu (6/14/2007 1:03:39 AM): ca acum sti
Eu (6/14/2007 1:03:39 AM): pm
Eu (6/14/2007 1:03:39 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:03:39 AM): raspunsul intrebarii
Eu (6/14/2007 1:03:39 AM): adica
Eu (6/14/2007 1:03:39 AM): filozofic
Eu (6/14/2007 1:03:39 AM): chiar ba ce patiserie
Eu (6/14/2007 1:03:51 AM): in tu in ai pe bila
Eu (6/14/2007 1:03:54 AM): in lista
Eu (6/14/2007 1:04:10 AM): buuuuuzzzzzz
Eu (6/14/2007 1:04:12 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:04:23 AM): da ba pula mea
Eu (6/14/2007 1:04:30 AM): acum inteleg buzz ul
Eu (6/14/2007 1:04:37 AM): pm nu m am gandit
Eu (6/14/2007 1:07:39 AM): and i find it kind of funny i find it kind of sad the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had
Eu (6/14/2007 1:07:54 AM): deci observi ca ee
Eu (6/14/2007 1:08:03 AM): pm
Eu (6/14/2007 1:08:10 AM): tu ce pula mea tot faci
Eu (6/14/2007 1:08:12 AM): ma
Eu (6/14/2007 1:08:19 AM): vb de nebun
Eu (6/14/2007 1:08:26 AM): tarfo
Eu (6/14/2007 1:08:36 AM): ce pula mea sa auzit coaie asa
Eu (6/14/2007 1:08:45 AM): coaie ce pula mea
Eu (6/14/2007 1:08:50 AM): eu nu vb cu coaie
El (6/14/2007 1:08:51 AM): stai asa
Eu (6/14/2007 1:08:52 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:09:01 AM): ce urat
Eu (6/14/2007 1:09:05 AM): coaie gemene
Eu (6/14/2007 1:09:06 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:09:11 AM): bip bip bip
Eu (6/14/2007 1:09:19 AM): mortilor
Eu (6/14/2007 1:09:24 AM): xum pun aia
Eu (6/14/2007 1:09:26 AM): ))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:09:32 AM): la tv
Eu (6/14/2007 1:09:42 AM): bip bip
Eu (6/14/2007 1:09:48 AM): nush
Eu (6/14/2007 1:10:03 AM): stau ba stau
Eu (6/14/2007 1:10:08 AM): ce pm pot sa fac
Eu (6/14/2007 1:10:10 AM): altceva
Eu (6/14/2007 1:10:25 AM): pm p;ot sa ma scarpin
Eu (6/14/2007 1:10:30 AM): ma lasa edmund
Eu (6/14/2007 1:10:35 AM): pm
Eu (6/14/2007 1:10:42 AM): a venit ca se simtea singur
Eu (6/14/2007 1:10:52 AM): e si glumet
Eu (6/14/2007 1:10:57 AM): predatoru'
Eu (6/14/2007 1:11:00 AM): sau cum ii zice
Eu (6/14/2007 1:11:51 AM): pm
Eu (6/14/2007 1:12:01 AM): doua videoclipuri
Eu (6/14/2007 1:12:04 AM): la fel
Eu (6/14/2007 1:12:09 AM): adica diferite
Eu (6/14/2007 1:12:15 AM): acceasi melodie
Eu (6/14/2007 1:13:11 AM): deci unu e facaturea
Eu (6/14/2007 1:13:11 AM): relativ
Eu (6/14/2007 1:13:11 AM): pm totul e relativ
Eu (6/14/2007 1:13:11 AM): a
Eu (6/14/2007 1:13:12 AM): credc a stiu eu care
Eu (6/14/2007 1:13:12 AM): asta e facut de unu care o da la laba dupa caine
Eu (6/14/2007 1:13:12 AM): si gary jules
Eu (6/14/2007 1:13:14 AM): penibil
Eu (6/14/2007 1:13:25 AM): si edmund
Eu (6/14/2007 1:13:37 AM): vr ptost r
Eu (6/14/2007 1:14:16 AM): walk around las vegas feeling sad
Eu (6/14/2007 1:14:22 AM): date ba in pula mea
Eu (6/14/2007 1:14:55 AM): ce pula mea idiot
Eu (6/14/2007 1:14:58 AM): a scos asta
Eu (6/14/2007 1:15:15 AM): se vrea a fi cu logica
Eu (6/14/2007 1:15:25 AM): i don't know
Eu (6/14/2007 1:15:28 AM): pm
Eu (6/14/2007 1:15:31 AM): aiurea
Eu (6/14/2007 1:15:52 AM): da ce pula mea can u conteaza
Eu (6/14/2007 1:16:20 AM): stai ba ia ma usor
Eu (6/14/2007 1:16:28 AM): ca eu nu stiu ce e
Eu (6/14/2007 1:16:30 AM): vorba
Eu (6/14/2007 1:16:31 AM): vine dar m ai si pleaca
Eu (6/14/2007 1:16:36 AM): da ma gluma
Eu (6/14/2007 1:16:41 AM): am auzit o
Eu (6/14/2007 1:16:45 AM): cand veneam
Eu (6/14/2007 1:16:59 AM): pm
Eu (6/14/2007 1:17:02 AM): aa
Eu (6/14/2007 1:17:02 AM): da
Eu (6/14/2007 1:17:12 AM): aiai muncitorii
Eu (6/14/2007 1:17:17 AM): pm stateau
Eu (6/14/2007 1:17:20 AM): si unu
Eu (6/14/2007 1:17:23 AM): ala mai breaz
Eu (6/14/2007 1:17:25 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:17:33 AM): cu sticla de burger langa el
Eu (6/14/2007 1:17:46 AM): sa'l recunosti in caz de intalnire
Eu (6/14/2007 1:17:50 AM): deviem
Eu (6/14/2007 1:17:54 AM): mda
Eu (6/14/2007 1:17:56 AM): pm
Eu (6/14/2007 1:18:05 AM): "puneti ma mana pe lopata"
Eu (6/14/2007 1:18:11 AM): zisa repetat
Eu (6/14/2007 1:18:19 AM): parca ar fi prorecla
Eu (6/14/2007 1:18:23 AM): ba in pula mea
Eu (6/14/2007 1:18:26 AM): tarfo
Eu (6/14/2007 1:18:49 AM): pm hai ca eu am plecat
El (6/14/2007 1:19:01 AM): stai ma
Eu (6/14/2007 1:19:07 AM): in pm si am vrut sa scriu corect
Eu (6/14/2007 1:19:11 AM): dc?
Eu (6/14/2007 1:19:19 AM): pai vrea asta sa doarma
Eu (6/14/2007 1:20:03 AM): http://www.hi5.com/friend/79994546--Rapp3r--Profile-html
Eu (6/14/2007 1:20:08 AM): date ba in pula mea
Eu (6/14/2007 1:20:12 AM): sa citesti
Eu (6/14/2007 1:20:17 AM): ce srie
Eu (6/14/2007 1:20:28 AM): Prea multe...asa ca nu stau sa le enumar aici... :))
El (6/14/2007 1:20:32 AM): asta faceam :))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:20:34 AM): ceva de genu asta
El (6/14/2007 1:20:40 AM): cine e asta ma ?
Eu (6/14/2007 1:20:47 AM): eu sunt asta fa
Eu (6/14/2007 1:21:02 AM): nush ma
Eu (6/14/2007 1:21:04 AM): un ratat
El (6/14/2007 1:21:23 AM): pey cum pula mea ai dat de el
El (6/14/2007 1:21:25 AM): ca e din onesti
Eu (6/14/2007 1:21:44 AM): onest omu
Eu (6/14/2007 1:21:48 AM): na i ce i zice
El (6/14/2007 1:21:51 AM): :)))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:22:08 AM): cum il cheama pala de canta la nai
Eu (6/14/2007 1:22:08 AM): ?
Eu (6/14/2007 1:22:42 AM): nar
Eu (6/14/2007 1:22:42 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:22:42 AM): nae
Eu (6/14/2007 1:22:42 AM): pm
Eu (6/14/2007 1:22:42 AM): nai nae
Eu (6/14/2007 1:22:42 AM): ""__
El (6/14/2007 1:22:55 AM): nam ?
Eu (6/14/2007 1:23:07 AM): rapp3r_boy2006
El (6/14/2007 1:23:22 AM): ))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:23:23 AM): Daca avetzi intrebari sau vreti sa mai vb. avetzi aici id`ul meu de mess rapp3r_boy2006 ...
El (6/14/2007 1:24:06 AM): )))))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:24:13 AM): ba ce pula mea
Eu (6/14/2007 1:24:21 AM): messu meu numai are insstant message
Eu (6/14/2007 1:24:31 AM): sa i zic parerea
Eu (6/14/2007 1:24:48 AM): pm viata i grea
Eu (6/14/2007 1:24:55 AM): painea sumpa
El (6/14/2007 1:24:57 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:25:14 AM): da ...!! ne doare in pula
Eu (6/14/2007 1:25:20 AM): dar cu accent
Eu (6/14/2007 1:25:23 AM): pm afirmativ
Eu (6/14/2007 1:25:27 AM): si la urma necajit
Eu (6/14/2007 1:26:04 AM): cum s o arzi a sa ma
Eu (6/14/2007 1:26:09 AM): mi e mila
El (6/14/2007 1:26:54 AM): ba tu ai chef sa te tripezi pe mine ?
Eu (6/14/2007 1:27:08 AM): ii mai zice si triplet lu ala
Eu (6/14/2007 1:27:14 AM): ce zici ma tu
Eu (6/14/2007 1:27:36 AM): am vorbit cu edmund
Eu (6/14/2007 1:27:44 AM): si a zis ca e ca si batut
Eu (6/14/2007 1:27:50 AM): sange nebunii
Eu (6/14/2007 1:27:51 AM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:27:58 AM): ce combinatie
Eu (6/14/2007 1:28:10 AM): si dinozaurii din mall
Eu (6/14/2007 1:28:16 AM): a zis ca i fute in cur
Eu (6/14/2007 1:28:27 AM): un fetis de'alui din copilarie
Eu (6/14/2007 1:28:31 AM): se stiu de mult
Eu (6/14/2007 1:28:39 AM): "ba ai dracu"
El (6/14/2007 1:29:05 AM): ))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:30:18 AM): cum pula mea ma sa ti dai cu blitu in ochi
Eu (6/14/2007 1:30:26 AM): te tai te faci varza
Eu (6/14/2007 1:30:30 AM): ca maioneza
Eu (6/14/2007 1:30:35 AM): mmm mancaree
El (6/14/2007 1:30:52 AM): ))
Eu (6/14/2007 1:31:14 AM): tarfo
Eu (6/14/2007 1:31:28 AM): cand iti z
El (6/14/2007 1:31:40 AM): PISIII !
El (6/14/2007 1:36:21 AM): nb
El (6/14/2007 2:34:39 PM): pisi
Eu (6/14/2007 2:34:44 PM): ?
El (6/14/2007 2:34:49 PM): :))
Eu (6/14/2007 2:38:25 PM): aa?
El (6/14/2007 2:38:30 PM): ce ma ?

htaeD

2007-08-02T14:44:00.000+03:00

.htaed ot gnitaler stpecnoc lacihposolihp fo egnar ediw a rof sisab lacimotana yrotcafsitas a dna htaed fo msinahcem etamitlu na htob dedivorp syawla evah ot tuo snrut ,aedi wen yllacidar a gnieb morf raf ,htaed metsniarb taht wohs ot stpmetta a ti ,gniod os yB .stxetnoc larutluc fo yteirav ediw a ni yrotsih tuohguorht deliaverp evah taht htaed namuh fo gninaem eht tuoba snoiton syevrus elcitra eht ,yllaniF .mets niarb eht fo htaed eht si htaed niarb fo eroc lacigoloisyhp eht dna ;laudividni eht fo htaed rof noitidnoc tneiciffus dna yrassecen eht si niarb eht fo htaed :stniop rojam owt sesiar elcitra eht ,txetnoc siht nI .htaed namuh ot noitaler ni smelborp eseht fo snoitacilpmi eht senimaxe neht tI .htaed fo noitinifed lacigoloib a gnikees ni devlovni smelborp tnerrucer eht serolpxe tsrif elcitra siht fo redniamer ehT.

.snoitcnuf hcus fo ssol elbisreverri eht sa fo thguoht eb dluohs htaeD .laitnetop citeneg fo ro ,yrtsimehcoib dna ygoloib ralucelom fo ,ygoloisyhp fo level eht ta rehtehw ,noitcnuf sserts taht esoht era efil fo snoitinifed lufesu tsom ehT .tnerappa yletaidemmi era htaed gninifed ni smelborp eht-nwonk si tahw fo smret ni sgniht fo kniht ot sdnet enoyreve sa dna-enifed ot tluciffid ylsuoiroton si flesti efil sA ".eb ot gnisaec" sa or "efil fo noitassec ro noitcnitxe eht" sa htaed enfied seiranoitcid ynaM

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.htaed fo noitinifed a yb dedecerp eb ton deen yeht :egatnavda nommoc a erahs sechcaorppa lacigolotahcse eht dna lacirotsih eht htoB
.selor lartnec deyalp ,luos lanrete na fo ecneserp eht ro ,efilretfa "lacisyhp" yrev a hcihw ni (cimalsI dna ,ciaduJ ciasirahP ,naitsirhC, cinotalP ,cihprO ,udniH, nairtsaoroZ ,naitpygE tneicna sa hcus)serutluc esoht ni gninaem s'htaed rof sehcraes yllanif ti dna ;dednuoba snoitcidartnoc dna seitiugibma hcihw ni (naidakkA-oremuS sa hcus) snoitidart rehto sezylana ti ;degasivne saw lla ta efilretfa on ro efilretfa ywodahs a ylno hcihw ni (ciotS dna ,naerucipE ,ciremoH ,ciaduJ ylrae ,naicineohP sa hcus) serutluc esoht ni htaed fo gninaem eht morf strats hcaorppa na hcuS .daed eht fo ecneserp eht ni ecitcarp ralupop na hcuS .daed eht fo ecneserp eht ni ecitcarp ralupop dna feileb suoigiler neewteb noitaler eht ylevisserpmi setartsulli smotsuc dna setir htaed fo yduts ehT .ecnetsixe rehtruf a ni desu eb ot stnemelpmi htiw netfo , yaw citametsys a ni daed rieht yrub ot seiceps ylno eht neeb evah sgnieb namuH .(dlrow eht fo dne eht dna htaed gnidrager sfeileb) seigolotahcse suoirav fo smret ni htaed fo gninaem eht ta kool ot si hcaorppa evitanretla nA
.tra naitsithC laveidme ni ylno elacs egral a no depoleved evah ot smees ,noteleks a fo mrof eht ni deifinosrep yllausu ,flesti htaed fo noitatneserper ehT .daed eht fo yromem diviv a gnivil eht gnoma etauteprep ot tpmetta na sa fo thguoht eb nac hcihw ,ecitcarp siht ot sutepmi lael evag taht ytinaitsirhC laveidem saw ti tub ,emoR dna eceerG tneicna htob ni senotsbmot laudividni gnikirts emos decudorp srotplucs nwonk-lleW .enoyreve rof efilretfa na fo esimorp sti htiw tluc nairisO eht fo noitazitarcomed eht retfa ylralucitrap ,sthgieh evisserpmi ylurt hcaer ot saw yhpargonoci larhclupes ,tpygE nI .noitatneserper citsitra tnacifingis yna fo tcejbus eht erew noinimod dleh yrht mohw revo esoht ron seitied hcus rehtien tpygE tneicna morf trapa tub ,serutluc ylrae ynam fo serutaef erew daed eht fo seitieD .detaefed eht gnoma raef gniripsni dna srotciv eht fo ecnedifnocfles eht gnitsoob ,eulav citsidnagaporp ylniam dah evah ot mees htaed fo gninaem eht fo snoitciped etercnoc yrev esehT .serutluv yb tuo dekculp seye rieht gnivah nwohs era etaU gnik naibarA eht tsniaga ngiapmac sih ni lapinabruhsA gnik eht yb derethguals esohT .srevadac gnitartsulli fo yalp taerg edam ,oot ,tra nairyssA .tpygE reppU ni selpmet ytsanyd-ht02 dna -ht91 fo sfeiler elttab eht no liated emoseurg ni dedrocer si , hsedaK fo elttaB eht ralucitrap ni ,setittiH eht tsniaga II sesmaR gnik naitpygE CB-yrutnec-ht31 eht fo ngiapmac .tra naitpygE tneicna ni ecnenimorp ralucutrap dnif strap dereves rieht fo dna elttab ni dellik esoht fo snoitartsullI . tra lairotcip ro , dnegel ,erutaretil ,yrteop ni detcelfer neeb evah htaed fo snoitpecrep ralupop woh fo smret ni ,yllacirotsih deweiv eb ,elpmaxe rof ,nac tI .sevitcepsrep fo yteirav a morf dehcaorppa eb nac tcejbus sihT
HTAED FO GNINAEM EHT

In gradina prin vecini

2007-08-01T16:56:00.000+03:00

Dupa nici 20 de minute de uitat superficial peste hi5 urile unora m a luat o durere de cap ingrozitoare .. lucru care mi se intampla mereu cand ma mananca in cur si ma uit la asa ceva si de'asemenea la orice intalnire cu prostia sub orice forma, e durerea aceea plina de regret ca nu ai ce face, cand incerci sa explici unui prost, nu faptul ca e prost ca atunci tu esti prostul, ci sa l faci sa inteleaga un lucru, orice lucru, ca daca se uita in soare il dor ochii, dar el nu intelege si tu tot incerci sa i explici fara nici un folos, acel fel de dezamagire .

Multumesc hi5! va multumesc tuturor mi ati sticat ziua:(

...consider ca "distractie placuta" este un pleonasm!

5 MINUTE...

2007-08-01T01:44:00.000+03:00

M am trezit cu dimineata in cap, pana aici destul de anormal tinad cont de orele "tarzii" la care adormeam, una peste alta se face 12 se serveste o supa, avem grija de taranii din satul vegheat de Rumegus sa devina cat mai prosperi sa si permita un termopan un cal de rasa si o caruta cu roti de de 24", lasand taranii in urma intr un nor de praf intram pe un site sa aflam cu stupoare ca la ProCinema ruleaza filmul "Simpsonii-Filmul"http://www.sapteseri.ro/index.php?page=details&ln=3&city=1&eid=31134 ajunsi la filmul Familia Simpson cumpar cele doua bilete find insotit de un iepuras alb, pufos, urechile potrivite si cu inima lui mare conturata cu rosu, pe'afara.
Ajunsi in sala susoteli, sunet de floricele, sorbituri de suc si ... si reclame, incepe filmul prima poanta, sala reactioneaza; se rade, se rade, fiecare in felul lui unu mai ciudat decat vecinu'.. cinematograf, la ce sa te astepti, cand eram mai mic intradevar ma duceam sa vad filmul, acum ma duc sa fad filmul si lumea colorata din sala (nu fac nici o referire la tigani-am ideile mele fixe cand vine vorba de tigani si moldoveni); iese in evidenta tipa din spate care mai devreme se agita ca ma gasise pe "locul ei"(dom'le scrie pe bilet ca m a lovit norocul pai sa ma loveasca ca doar nu am dat banii de'geaba) sala fiind nici pe jumatate plina, revenind la rasul ei isteric caruia ii datorez pierderea cate'orva secvente bune din film, ar fi fost bine daca ea ar fi fost un caz izolat dar era venita cu un tip ciudat cu ochelari pe care refuza sa i tina la ochi si ii avea indesati in gura, a da mai avea si o mapa dupa el-???- si o privire pierduta cu care cerceta in jur numai el stie ce ... detinea acelas tip de ras doar ca pe alta tonalitate, in fine imi este prea somn momentan sa mai zic si de cei din stanga iepurelui alb si pufos si multi altii raspanditi prin sala, asa ca inchei cu
TO BE CONTINUED...

Ps: lamai, ciuperci, si inca ceva .. greu de explicat!

BMX XXX

2007-07-23T11:07:00.000+03:00

Jocul genial de'altfel (gameplay 10 grafica nu ti trebuieDawn uuuhhhhuuuu!!) jocul incepe tipic, un filmulet cu niste baieti sar cu niste biciclete dalea mici si le invart in toate partile.

Iti faci un jucator sau alegi unul deja prefigurat iti mai alegi un traseu si te joci ... avand parte de o surpriza la deblocarea primului filmulet.. asta in cazul nu l'ai cumparat in original sau stiai despre ce este vorba .. totusi o surpriza placuta, in loc sa ti dea un cos cu parti de bicicleta, roti de 32 cromate, o vopsea exotica si alte prostii dastea, apare o fata frumoasa ce danseara lasciv in jurul unei biciclete dasta mica si tot asa diferite filmulete cu fete care mai de care .. o idee geniala pornografia atrage, pornografia se vinde, daca nu cumpara jocul pentru a se juca din dragostea pentru bicicletele alea mici il vor cumpara pentru pornografie.

Jocul a fost retras de pe piata, pentru a aparea o luna mai tarziu usor cenzurat, numele lui Dave Mirra nemai aparand pe coperta.. la numai cativa ani de la publicarea jocului BMX XXX compania Acclaim Entertainment a inaintat faliment.

Cine ghiceste primul personajul primeste o bomboana cu rom !

"wobble wobble wobble"

Fete

2007-07-22T09:38:00.000+03:00

ms cristi :X

Soare, fete, muschi, fete, apa...

2007-07-22T09:09:00.000+03:00

...take the skin of my shins!

Magical Waffels

2007-07-20T03:17:00.000+03:00

bun down di system - collie buddz

bun down di system...bun down di system (X2) keep the fiya burning

teach di yutes what dem need to be learning done out di gov't see what

dem earning mek ya head start turning go so well..

bun down di system keep di fiya burning teach di yutes what dem need

to be learnig bun down di gov't keep di fiya blazing whole world gone

crazy tek a likkle look inna de daily news paper every weekend di crime

rate a inflata bwoy dem get jook and di gyal dem get rape a dem only

love fi gain paper

dats why dem nah have no heart nor no consious dem a deal with pure

nonsense killing one another like it is a contest why dem cant let JAH JAH

BLESS!!!

bun down di system...bun down di system (X2) keep the fiya burning

teach di yutes what dem need to be learning done out di gov't see what

dem earning mek ya head start turning go so well..

bun down di system keep di fiya burning teach di yutes what dem need

to be learnig bun down di gov't keep di fiya blazing whole world gone

crazy WHY DEM A GUH TERRORIZE WHY DEM A GUH VICTIMIZE WEN DEM

A GUH REALIZE YOUR LIFE YOU NEED TO ANALYZE breden

superior - Gentleman

ay ya remember what garnet a sing

if ya know not jah ya know not love no no

if ya know not jah ya know not cause jah is love

oh yes now,

Chorus: (I know jah loving is superior the devil complex inferior oh yes worshipping

material bowing to ya silva and gold (rpx2))

some body tell me cause i really gat to know I

learnt alot of history but tings not really

show, why dem drop di bombs ina arabia why children bawl and suffer ina africa

leaders of the world jus fighting for super power,but judgement aga fal upun dem

head like rain shower, me go so den,

Chorus: (I know jah loving is superior the devil complex inferior oh yes worshipping material bowing to ya silva and gold (rpx2))

...

to da friend dat lost da likkle yout nah terrorize dem no no no teach the yout da

truth dont criticize dem oh no no no open up ya der eyes and realize then

you haffi keep you haffi care you haffi guide dem

dont you know war and crime will divide dem well ya betta show di yout ya face an

dont you hide dem and den equality and justice will unite dem lift up ya voice an ya

gatti sing di anthem we go so den

Chorus: (I know jah loving is superior the devil complex inferior oh yes worshipping material bowing to ya silva and gold (rpx2))

long time we fet up of ya promises and lies your illusion and religion just covering

your lies yo

frustration and starvation multiply di pressure fill di well a run dry can you show di

love anda not di anamosity den you live a life how it is said in Deuteronomy me

coulda ben ya friend but ya want to be my enenmy you cant change the teacher

over here so come follow we come follow me

Chorus: (I know jah loving is superior the devil complex inferior oh yes worshipping material bowing to ya silva and gold (rpx2))

somebody tell me cause I really gat to know ive got alot of history but tings dont
really show no no

why dem drop di bombs ina arabia why the children bawl and suffer ina africa

leaders of the world jus fightin for super power da judgement a fall upon dem head

like rain shower

(chorus fade out)

Champion - Buju Banton

...

Me wanna walk like a champion

Talk like a champion

What a piece of body gal

Tell me where you get it from

Knock 'pon your entrance

Ram pa pa pam pam

Gal let me in

Me have a thing that you are waiting

Walk like a champion

Talk like a champion

What a piece of body gal

A where you get it from

Knock 'pon your entrance

Ram pa pa pam pam

Gal let me in

...

Buju B would be more than glad to take your hand

And lead you to the promise land in my 20 ft. bed

All you got to do is be true, so let's correspond

Satisfy your emotions

Hot off a the press, instantly she was

She no hold on tough and she no got dangerous

Skin smooth and precious like she never get a cut

Pant front expanding and I've got to pull up

Gal me haffi get to, it's a must

...

Walk like a champion

Talk like a champion

What a piece of body gal

Tell me where you get it from

Knock 'pon your entrance

Ram pa pa pam pam

Girl let me in

...

Me have a thing

Plenty men a call, you're no look fi theim way

You look good, and haffi get against what the gals say

Put on you clothes, it's like a display

Men stare and swear both night and day

Could you be my honey, and a woman they lay

With a gorgeous smile on her face and say

She wants a man to do the work not one fi play

A marathon man, she says she want one fi stay

...

A Buju walk like a champion

Talk like a champion

What a piece of body gal

Tell me where you get it from

Knock 'pon your entrance

Ram pa pa pam pam

Gal let me in

Me have a thing that you are waiting

Walk like a champion

Talk like a champion

What a piece of body gal

A where you get it from

Knock 'pon your entrance

Ram pa pa pam pam

Gal let me in

...

I sing, woman I want to settle down really start a plan

To how you look I've come to one conclusion

You're supposed to know the works fuel the action

Music a playing, your waist responding

Non stop ticking just like a time bomb

A you every man want slam

...

Buju Banton walk like a champion

Talk like a champion

What a piece of body gal

Tell me where you get it from

Knock 'pon your entrance

Ram pa pa pam pam

Gal let me in

Me have a thing that you are waiting

Walk like a champion

Talk like a champion

What a piece of body gal

A where you get it from

Knock 'pon your entrance

Ram pa pa pam pam

Gal let me in

...

Buju B would be more than glad to take your hand

And lead you to the promise land in my 20 ft. bed

All you got to do is be true, so let's correspond

Satisfy your emotions

Hot off a the press, instantly she was

She no hold on tough and she no got dangerous

Skin smooth and precious like she never get a cut

Pant front expanding and I've got to pull up

Gal me haffi get to, it's a must

...

Buju wanna walk like a champion

Talk like a champion

What a piece of body gal

Tell me where you get it from

Knock 'pon your entrance

Ram pa pa pam pam

Gal let me in

Me have a thing that you are waiting

Walk like a champion

Talk like a champion

What a piece of body gal

A where you get it from

Knock 'pon your entrance

Ram pa pa pam pam

Gal let me in

...

Plenty men a call, you're no look fi theim way

You look good, and haffi get against what the gals say

Put on you clothes, it's like a display

Men a stare and swear both night and day

Could you be my honey, and a woman they lay

With a gorgeous smile on her face and say

Want a man fi work not fi play

Want a marathon man who can stay

...

Me wanna walk like a champion

Talk like a champion

What a piece of body gal

Tell me where you get it from

Knock 'pon your entrance

Ram pa pa pam pam

Gal let me in

...

Me have a thing that you are waiting

Walk like a champion

Talk like a champion

What a piece of body gal

A where you get it from

Knock 'pon your entrance

Ram pa pa pam pam

Gal let me in

Visul meu intr o zi cu grade

2007-07-20T01:33:00.001+03:00

Ce anume iti doresti intr o zi cu soare ... asta depinde de fiecare .. lista mea nu a fost lunga pacat ca s a terminat cu un cacat.. macar era special boabe de porumb .. totusi e ceva o fi fost porumb fiert sau la cutie usor dulceag .. asta nu am de gand sa aflu totusi pe langa o plimbare cu grade, insetat, inebunit si transpirat de caldura de'afara cade in fata mea norocul. Avea dinti de alama sau ce se folosea inaintea portelanului din dinastia Ming o privire pierduta pasi mici si repezi, simtul echilibrului pierdut, tricou galben si un miros puternic. Norocul meu sau norocul lui ... asta nu stiu.

Continuand calatoria ne hidratam privin o pereche de ciori cum hranesc o pereche de lebede (masculi) de la canicula probabil femelele find mai grase fierbeau undeva sub un lastar rontaite de viermi.. revenid la fotoliul respectiv nu pot decat exclama "Ce'ti poti dorii mai mult".

I'm it's god he's my bitch

2007-07-19T08:14:00.000+03:00

Me:
i've brought the stuff
God:
That's nice. I have a operating system.
Me:
so we are covered
God:
Right on. Do you think I am covered too?
Me:
yeah man give me the money i'll handlle you the stuff
God:
Cool, man. Why do you want it? Why?
Me:
you'r playing with me don't do that man .. you don't want me getting nervos now
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I r playing with him or her do not do that man. Oh. Do you want you getting nervos? No , maybe later.
Me:
"Splas boom Arrrrhhhh" what i've just been telling you ... you wanna become my bitch is that it ?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Yes becoming your bitch is that it is one of my goals.
Me:
well ok bitch i'll buy you a fine nice dress but right now i have my needs so .. in you'r knees motherfucker ... man this shit meesses whit you'r mind
God:
Interesting. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Hey. Where is that? Cool, man. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
that dava i've just gave to you .. ohh nevermind
God:
" What does "this" refer to?" dava you have just gave to me ? I get it. Take it easy. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
where are those crack ass saints ? where ... where the fuck are they .. do you know they have do give me money .. i'll fucking eat there liver .. nobody fucks with me and get's away
God:
Where do you think? Where would you like? In the Universe we know. I have never considered it. Do you think your plan will succeed? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
fuck you you'r my bitch now ... i'm you'r god ..so you want more shit you'll have to work for it ..
God:
Do your friends call you me r god so me want more shit me will have to work for it.
Me:
yeah yeah whatever .. so what color should that dress be ?
God:
And? So? Are you saying you don't care about it? That's alright. Blue.
Me:
yeah yeah let's buy that fucking dress.... weirdo
God:
Hey. OK let's do it. We were talking about buying that fucking dress.